Earn your respect, fool!

Ini taktik lama

Bakar gereja..
Bakar surau..

ini taktik lama.

Taktik satu pertubuhan dakwah 3 kaler formerly known as pemuda tahan lasak bila amenu kalah atau lemah.

create havoc. invent chaos. lagakan kaum. main agama.

1963
mageran 1974
kg medan
babi dlm masjid PP
Pasir Gudang

mana dia perisik terbaik dunia mcm dlm kes JI/JM/JIM dan maunah?

Just SADAP YU!!

Teringat zaman sekolah main bola tampar. bila bertemu lawan handal penyokong mula cari 'lubuk'. bila dah nampak lubuk kami 'jeh' dia, sorak dia sampai 'kiya'. semata2 nak bagi pasukan sendiri menang.

musuh pas pon nak jatuhkan pas tp TGNA jadi benteng yg kuat. utk jatuhkan TG mereka cari lubuk. Jumpa! menantu di PMBK lubuknya. sudah semestinya menantu akan di'jeh' dan di 'sorak' sampai kiya.

kickdefella mungkin purposely planted there to look for 'lubuk'.. if he was, then he did a good job regardless menantu was right or wrong.

there is also a possibility that menantu was also purposely planted there to create havoc .. if he was, then he also did a good job.

bini? kalau setakat tambah hearsay baik diam.

anak? aku mmg tak paham dgn org agama tinggi ni. kat msia pon havoc mu wahabi aku salafi mcm2.

The way i see this.. kalau anda semua benar2 ikhlas dan syg parti;

for kickdefella.. just shut up. you have achieved your goal.

for menantu.. just shut up. you're the problems.

for anak.. just shut up. your words are considered biased.

for all YBs.. just shut up. cause you shud have spoken years ago.

for bini.. just shut the ** up!

Hahaha... very true

Stupid is as stupid does

Apahal pulok tok guru tegur kawan2 dlm blog? kan doh jadi bola tanggong pihok lawan.

Pelik. Tekezut. Marah. Frust. Tesinggong. Bengong. Semmo ado.

Selamo ni tok guru ajar adab menegur banyok punya baik. alih2 dia pulok hok terbabas.

Nyanyuk ke? ker belakon? tok guru seriuh ker? Bakpo tok guru dak gi tegur direct? bagi nasihat? mesyuarat tertutup?

Sakit palo. Kawe pon malah nak pikir.

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Kemarin kawe wat bekwoh sate. ajak member makan kat umoh. best!

Anok2 pon join skali. makan sate sambil berlari. kawe tegor "lidi sate tu taje awe. makan setepat"

takde se-minit. berlari pulok. kali ni lidi tercucuk tangan adik. darah menyirap doh tp kawe tegor jah tp kali ni kuat sikit. melero tamu.

senyap 2-minit. berlari pulok doh. kali ni otomatik kawe jerkoh "mung kali ni kalu dok dok diam aku sepak. baso lidi tu taje kalu cocoh mato lagu mano.. bal.. bla.. bla.." panje sunggoh kawe blebe. Tangan naik doh tipah palo sebutir.

Tamu tergamam. agok2 ado hok ilang selero sikit.

Kawe tahu budok2 suka sate dgn maing. Tapi kawe buke sayang ke sate tu. kawe sayang ke anok2. taknak anok2 cedera. kalu cocoh mata belum tentu bulih bekki.

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Pah kawe teringat cerito tok guru. kawe pon sakit ati dgn cito UG nih. bakpo ya sunggoh sangat? Kadang2 raso mace nok sekeh jah palo sorang duo. bodo! tubik jugok jare2 time menyirap.

Tikar semayang: Pelik apenyer?

Tukar duit raya bang!

Bagan Peenang: Lepas perasaan

Aku paham kalau mamak nak jadi melayu tp yg aku tak paham kenapa melayu nak jadi mamak?

melayu .......................nama mamak/arab/kadang2 negro

din.............................................deen
aliya..........................................aleeya
alisa..........................................aleesa
aziz...........................................azeez
idris...........................................idrees

tak ada salahnya dan juga tak klas pon.. so takyah lar nak eksyen2. tp kalau kawin campor lain cerita (alissa cantik gak namanya).