Saturday, 22 November 2008

Movie Critics: APe King Vs EYEsaurus

The mother of all giant monster movies! Still corny and sickening after all these years!! Forget the 1996 unforgettable eyesores classic when the APe King lost to the Starfish Queen, but the amazing come-back in 1999 are fantastic when the Starfish Queen was slashed dead unheard of until today.

The new episod follows after an impatient, promiscuous new breed of dinosaur, EYEsaurus was on the hunt to be the baddest of all monsters alive. On its way to the top, the pleasant journey suddenly turned into nightmares when its overconfidence was torned into pieces by a tiny fairy with a magic wand. Luckily, its life was saved by one of the seven dwarfs, Sleepy in doze mistakenly identified it for Snow White. Knowing it has not much chance, it listens to the cheering crowd, mostly monkeys to fight againts the APe King. It's either now or never.

The baddest fight in history took place since both monsters are fighting for their wealth. Winner takes all. Lots of bananas and berries at stake to cheer up the hungry monkeys. The final climactic scene atop the Prince State Building has become as amusing as the judging in "Judge Hacks". But there's more to the film than just that. Much more! Plenty of dirty action scenes and unsurpassed fruits laundering make this not a surprising film after all.

Caution: Brainless watching is not advised!

1 comment:

Cikli said...

jadi promoter pulak dah. i think pemilihan umno is more interesting to watch. lotsa apes like action too...